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Eyebrows

In Indian lore, Rapunzel is the name of an evil white man trapped high upon a mountain cliff whose eyebrows grew so long over the years that he was able to weave them into an elaborate dream catcher, giving him the ability to terrorize the sleep of the unwary.

    TAGS:  eyebrows, lore, Rapunzel


The commuter eyebrow - a mere hint of a raise, from one commuter to another - conveys so much and so many complex notions, that I feel it should be considered an entire dialect on its own.

    TAGS:  commuting, eyebrows, human beings, vagaries


His dream job was to run an organic eyebrow salon, where specially trained chickens carefully plucked the unruly brows of the city’s most discerning and environmentally concerned citizens; also, they could buy eggs.

    TAGS:  chickens, chicken - the bird, eggs, eyebrows, discerning, salons, fantastic ideas


 

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