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Explosions
BANG! :: Snow

Her head exploded swiftly, leaving a lacy pattern of blood and brain tissue all over her desk, which would not have happened from a slow leak.

    TAGS:  brains, bang, explosions, messy


A confession :: 'mouse

I admit it—I was responsible for the psychic explosion that left that so-called customer service agent at the bank a shuddering blob of rotting jellyfish on the floor, but he deserved it, he really deserved it.

    TAGS:  explosions, deserving


brain flambe :: boot

“Now, just let that brain simmer for a few more hours and, voila!, you’ll find the brain will actually self implode, saving you the cost of expensive liqueurs.”

    TAGS:  brains, explosions


Rufus thinks that Schuster is over-compensating for something, and that no amount of dynamite will bring him the happiness and fulfillment he craves, but my friend Schuster thinks that Rufus is full of shit and obviously doesn’t know a thing about psychology; “It’s never about the dynamite,” Schuster told him, “but the explosion that follows, you idiot.”

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, psychology, dynamite, explosions


the science lesson :: Bird Bones

From the large explosions and surprised yells, Mr. Johnson deduced the neighborhood boy had learned another lesson in firework safety.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, fireworks, explosions


 

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