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Calendar :: Keith

Trying hard to satisfy the boy’s curiosity about dates and calendars and how it all works, and not actually knowing much about it myself, I was trying to explain that the calendar we currently used was something invented and based around Jesus, and that there were actually more then 2000 some odd years to existence, and basically lowering myself into an intellectual hole that I was digging and knew I wouldn’t be able to climb out of, when suddenly the boy said, “Was Jesus on the cover of the first calendar, because it sounds kind of important, so there must have been a good action pose on every page.”

    TAGS:  calendars, explanations

Q and A :: Snow

When your nine-year-old son turns to you in the personal hygiene section of the grocery store and asks “What are those for, Mom?” you must try very hard to keep a straight face while promising to explain it all after you get home.

    TAGS:  children, explanations, embarrassing


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