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t.j. hooker :: pam

I’m as in tune to the existential as the next person, but do not think for a minute that I’ll apologize to you or anyone for all the bad big-hair TV dramas from the 70’s; they’re not my fault, despite my former Farrah wings.

    TAGS:  hair, television, existentialism, drama, Farrah Fawcett, 70's

Now I understand, completely and with existential certitude, that at the bottom of every box is a single Barbie shoe, with no exceptions.

    TAGS:  Barbie, box, existentialism, understanding, exceptions

People juice :: 'mouse

Take two or more avowed existentialists, pound relentlessly with a figurative meat tenderizer, discard the lumpy parts and strain out and discard all remaining pulp, and then, lastly, discard the bitter juices that are all that remain.

    TAGS:  people, bitterness, existentialism

The lonely chill was similar to something Fender had felt as a child, the day he realized that Cracker Jack had no real incentive to put good toys in their gold and red boxes anymore.

    TAGS:  Fender - the character, existentialism, toys, realization, cracker jacks, incentives

Mondays are bad enough it seems, but on the Monday that Kafka awoke to find it that overnight he had been transformed into a giant cockroach it turned out that the super had scheduled a routine fumigation and the writer went form great mind to obituary topic before his coffee finished brewing.

    TAGS:  coffee, cockroaches, existentialism, writers, Monday, Franz Kafka, fumigation

Sex is Funny :: Br. Ezra

The reason I watch so much porn is to remind me that sex is absurdly funny, which explains why I wind up reading Camus and Sartre immediately following coitus.

    TAGS:  sex, existentialism, Camus, coitus, funny, Sartre

When you find yourself losing faith in law, justice, representative democracy, chocolate, interval training, and sunny days, that’s when you know that the Existentialism Virus is making the rounds again.

    TAGS:  faith, existentialism


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