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Existential Angst
Maybe all of them :: 'mouse

I wonder how many people have gone off in search of the meaning of life and eventually concluded that the search is utterly futile.

    TAGS:  philosophy, existential angst

feeling funky :: 'mouse

Driving down the highway, contemplating his mortgage payment and the uselessness of the lives of his fellow commmuters (and himself), Juan told his brain to just shut the fuck up so he could enjoy a little seat-dancing to "Uptown Funk."

    TAGS:  dancing, funky, existential angst, funk

tenuous. :: goliard

Sometimes certain words burrow into my brain and refuse to come out (even after I've held a lit flame to their blood engorged asses) and they insist that I write something about them; so I reminded myself of its strict definition but still I got nothing: the evening news is showing me pin fish biting on men's nipples but I got nothing, the presidency looks to be a race about who we can make fun of the most and I got nothing: how can I narrow my focus I think, when it is a word that describes everything.

    TAGS:  existential angst, tentative

I am :: 'mouse

Sometimes I have to type words on Scrine just to prove to myself that I am still part of The Matrix.

    TAGS:  alive, existence, existential angst, matrix

Can they?

    TAGS:  existential angst, rhyme schemes


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