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You swear by snoballs, the next person by ho-hos, some by cupcakes and others by twinkies, but me, I need the entire quadrumvirate of evil to cure what ails me.

    TAGS:  food, evil, hunger, cupcakes, snacks, junk food

The logic is infallible. :: mercuryfern

“If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, it’s got to be all these books making you so damn evil.” Mildred explained to Ursula.

    TAGS:  books, evil, knowledge

Evil :: 'mouse

Proof: The common cold virus.

    TAGS:  evil, proof, colds

Have mercy; kill me now.

    TAGS:  evil, corporate chains

Yes, they are, indeed.

    TAGS:  evil, obvious, smiley

An Evil Mistress :: Br. Ezra

Carob is an evil mistress with her ambiguous promise of “tastes like chocolate” until she offers you a blighted kiss that speaks more, “tastes like chicken” then it does of sweet, languid duress.

    TAGS:  chocolate, evil, mistress, carob

The better part of the day was spent making sure the ducks hadn’t snuck up on us again to watch us watch TV.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, evil, TV, sneaking

B’Bye Facebook :: 'mouse

Facebook stands proudly next to Comcast in the Pantheon of Evil(tm).

    TAGS:  evil, Facebook, Comcast


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