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idle threat? :: 'mouse

One day, I’m going to get up in the morning, go to the bank, withdraw $5,000 in cash, climb into my little red car and hit the road.

    TAGS:  travel, red, auto, bank, roadtrip, escape, morning, road

If ever there was a day when I needed to be able to open a trap door under the desk and escape through a secret tunnel, it’s today.

    TAGS:  office work, escape, secret doors, tunnelling

“Look, it isn’t brilliant, hell it probably won’t even work, but it’s the best plan we’ve got and we’re going to run with it, so put on that costume, stop your whining and start acting like a damn monkey” said one budgie to the other, all the while tweaking his own disguise to ensure he looked just like the picture of Michael Jackson on the front page of The Weekly World News.

    TAGS:  birds, animals, monkeys, cage, escape, budgie, disguise, Michael Jackson

The window of opportunity had never been wider, but Fender couldn’t shake the nagging image of a burglar making a lethal getaway from the tenth floor.

    TAGS:  Fender - the character, escape, opportunity, imagery

No time to stop and look over her shoulder, the sweat made her feet slip out of her shoes as she ran.

    TAGS:  fear, escape

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“If ‘to market’ isn’t some sort of euphemism for slaughter, then I’m a monkey’s uncle,” thought Pete as he hurriedly packed his things.

    TAGS:  escape, nursery-rhyme-pondering, piggies, to market


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