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    TAGS:  Henry, email, erections, rust, reluctance

“Kinsey noted that the length of time over which the erection can be maintained under “continuous erotic arousal” drops from an average of nearly an hour in the late teens and early twenties to seven minutes in men in their late sixties.”

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The elder god absentmindedly stroked his perpetual erection as he padded barefoot from his meditation chamber out into the garden adjacent to the temple that now lay in ruins.

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