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Envy
one of us :: steve

There’s a special brand of envious gaze which all the men in blue suits and red ties reserve for the single shorts-and-sandals-clad fellow among them in line at the lunch counter, and it can’t be spotted anywhere else.

    TAGS:  envy, mismatched


Gadget envy is the 21st century’s penis envy, updated for a new economy.

    TAGS:  envy, gadgets


Pixel Envy :: 'mouse

‘Mouse is shivering, not with fear, but with pixel envy at Kimberly’s incredible skill, her fine new camera and, her cool cats.

    TAGS:  envy


Priorities :: Jo

When looking for a new career, what’s most important is imagining your wardrobe, and what, exactly, others will envy about your fabulous lifestyle.

    TAGS:  work, careers, envy, lifestyle, wardrobe


Envies :: Keith

You’ve got your green with envy, and you’ve got your penis envy, but combine the two, and well, now you’ve got yourself something altogether different.

    TAGS:  green, envy, penis, gangrene, penis envy


poodle envy :: boot

I, um, well, you know… er… how big is your poodle?

    TAGS:  envy, poodle


pencil envy :: boot

No matter how many clicky pencils I have, I always want more.

    TAGS:  envy, clicking, pencil


pastry envy :: boot

I want Bakerina to cook for me.

    TAGS:  Bakerina, envy, pastry


Peter envied his comb’s simple life.

    TAGS:  hair, bald, envy, simplicity


Oh Lord, won’tcha buy me a Porsche, my friends all drive Mercedes, I must make amends.

    TAGS:  American pop culture, envy, Janis Joplin


 

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