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Ennui
Boredom & Exhaustion :: Br. Ezra

Darrell considered naming his newborn daughter Ennui because at age 50 he had been there, done that, and for the second time in his adult life he watched his dream of traveling the highways of America on his fully restored Indian Chief dissappear to that mysterious place where his hairline and virility had previously retreated.

    TAGS:  ennui, virility, Indian Chief motorcycle


His lunch menu never varied in the slightest, the local weather conditions could be viewed online, and Coldplay was still just derivative schlock: with a vaguely uneasy sense of a job not quite well-done, Fender deleted his Twitter account.

    TAGS:  Fender - the character, ennui, Twitter - the service, Coldplay


middle age ennui :: 'mouse

I used to believe that if money couldn't directly buy happiness, at least it could buy good scotch, which was for years a good enough substitute, but lately I find that the scotch just gives me a headache and irritates my prostate.

    TAGS:  scotch, ennui, middle age crisis


 

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