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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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Everything changed for Jolene that spring morning when she sat down in her cubicle, opened up her email account, found 372 new emails, calmly poured her coffee into the computer, walked out, took a cab directly to the airport and bought a one-way ticket to Thailand.

    TAGS:  change, work, computers, email

bootmail :: e


    TAGS:  boot - the person, email

Dear Complete and Utter Bastard Jenkins, why don’t you just piss off you interfering busy-body thank you for the useful advice, don’t you think I have a brain of my own and am capable using a smegging search engine?! it was thoughtful of you to send me the information.

    TAGS:  etiquette, email

workaday :: pam

There’s every reason to feel light-hearted this morning - and every manner of e-mail waiting to change all that.

    TAGS:  office work, email, drudgery, workaday

Checking his email, Henry thought Erections Like Steel!!!! sounded promising, until, that is, he thought about rust, and being the sensible man that he was, reluctantly hit the delete key.

    TAGS:  Henry, email, erections, rust, reluctance

spam with that? :: boot

Post holidays, all you really want is some nice fried eggs (and another holiday).

    TAGS:  cubicles, spam, email

Samantha took her email forwarding obligations very seriously.

    TAGS:  email, obligations, Samantha

If you have to fit the message into one text, I will accept telegram speak, not text speak, mind, rather plain old telegram brevity, but if you send me an email, please at least type all of your words out, if you want me to overlook your horrendous grammar.

    TAGS:  email, grammar police, text

Gmail :: Br. Ezra

Google must sell my personal information to Asian women who seem worried about the size of my johnson and the veracity of my erections

    TAGS:  Asian Women, email, erections, Johnson

She tapped out another email, red faced with frustration, bitterly muttering under her breath, hard won habit sweeping her eyes over the draft, double checking as always, that the recipient field was empty - it was hard covering up the mistake of emailing the boss, starting off with “Dear Moron..”

    TAGS:  email, therapy, drafts, self-help, morons


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