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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Elves

If I don’t start wrapping soon, all these presents will make for a very unpleasant xmas eve, that’s for damn sure.

    TAGS:  Christmas, elves, workload


Yay Elves! :: Jo

Santa left me a shiny blue wheelbarrow in my stocking!

    TAGS:  elves


My kid still hasn’t forgiven me, not for telling her when she was three years old that the refrigerator light was controlled by tiny little elves who live inside, but for taking it back years later.

    TAGS:  storytelling, parenting, elves, refrigerator lights


And why doesn’t the Easter Bunny get a sleigh, reindeer and helper elves too?

    TAGS:  elves, bunnies, Easter, inequity


As Myrathwyan sat in front of her iMac, excitement sent tremors through her slender body as she logged into the new online shop for ‘things of interest to elvenkind’.

    TAGS:  elves, shiny


an inside job :: boot

Of course, none of us enjoy the visitation of nose snot, but woe to the poor nose elves whose job it is to ship it in, pack it up and let it all loose.

    TAGS:  weird, elves, snot


If fairies, gnomes, elves and pixies never existed, they probably do by now, just out of sheer “let’s blame it on them” belief.

    TAGS:  belief, elves, fairies, gnomes, pixies


 

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