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Elderly

I am finding that I have very little patience for the elderly - even though I surely will be a drooling, senile old codger some day - and whenever I encounter them at the grocery store I bite my tongue as I maneuver my shopping cart around them as their little hunched forms take up the whole aisle (although given their size they should be unobtrusive) smiling sweetly at them even though inside my head I am screaming ‘come on old man move it’ but when it comes to standing behind them at the bank I lose all decorum and hit them with a big stick until they get the hell out of my way.

    TAGS:  elderly


“You see, when a train is overly full and an older woman appears to be falling over and reaches out to steady herself, the correct approach is not to sneer, but to lend a helping hand,” continued Miss Jane as she deftly returned a bloodied object to the young woman, “ah, I believe this one is yours.”

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, polite violence, hands, manners, bloodied, elderly


 

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