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El Presidente
what the?! :: grudknows

Re-reading the scrine definition in the top right hand corner of the page (depending, of course, on your scrine skin) - grudknows suddely yelled, “PHFFFFFT WHAT THE…?!” and thought to herself in very loud tones, ‘BOOT! I’m sure this is the work of Boot’ - finally, and mostly because her brain wouldn’t shut up about it she went on to rant and rave to her sister’s cat about how one experience as president of a club (past tense) was more than enough AND *even* that was the fault of Boot who happened to be in Paris at the time and therefore was not around to give grud the good slapping of sense that she required - the cat failed to look impressed, and those who didn’t know better might even say that the yawning stretching cat was bored out of her skull.

    TAGS:  el presidente

El presidente, member number 8… what is with these zany Australians?

    TAGS:  delusions, el presidente

Can anyone remember the word for ‘a fear of being president’?

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