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    TAGS:  guest scriner, earthquakes

Buffeted :: 'mouse

A huge earthquake rocked the car and then hurricane-force winds buffeted the poor vehicle as shattered limbs blew dangerously past, and then my wife finished rolling over and the waterbed returned to peaceful repose.

    TAGS:  sleep, dream, dream, earthquakes, hurricanes, waterbed

Bottoms Up :: 'mouse

Since I live in earthquake country my top shelf is on the bottom shelf.

    TAGS:  earthquakes, top shelf

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    TAGS:  The Chief, earthquakes, survival, emergencies


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