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Axis Twins :: Keith

The Earth actually spins on an axis formed by two twins, separated at birth, who just happen to stand on opposite ends of the planet, and who, lucky for all the rest of us, happen to enjoy standing still very much.

    TAGS:  earth, twins

This weekend we debated whether the world is continually turning left (or is it right? if north is up, of course…) as it hurtles around the sun.

    TAGS:  earth

As the earth tilted toward winter, the moon and the stars joined Juan for his morning swim.

    TAGS:  Juan, Winter, earth, stars, moon

Deep, deep down in the murky depths at the centre of the Earth, the great machine drove up and down and thousands of pendulums swung hypnotically back and forth, the motion of each part perfectly tuned and flawlessly timed, while up above the musicians played and humanity hummed and tapped its toes.

    TAGS:  earth, heartbeat, rhythm

It’s so perilous to live on this little tiny rock in the universe that I don’t blame space aliens for keeping all their visits covert.

    TAGS:  aliens, earth, universe, perils


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