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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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If eyes are the window to the soul, is it also true that that ears are the tent flaps to the id?

    TAGS:  word play, eyes, ears

Or is it me? :: pam

Speak to me only with thine eyes, and I - I will get my ears checked, ‘cause damn, it’s suddenly very quiet around here.

    TAGS:  word play, eyes, ears

When, at the age of ten, Elizabeth independently confirmed that the color of a chicken’s ears really do indicate the color eggs they’ll lay, she concluded there is a God and she’s one twisted diety.

    TAGS:  chickens, chicken - the bird, ears, chicken ears

You know, you’re trying to ignore Scrine and get stuff done and then someone makes mention of chicken ears; it’s really not playing fair.

    TAGS:  scrine, ears, futility

Nest :: Keith

“They really are social creatures once you get to know them,” Henry said, pointing to the tiny hummingbird nest in his left ear.

    TAGS:  Henry, birds, ears, nest, hummingbirds

ears :: boot

Long, floppy, bunny ones, if you would be so kind.

    TAGS:  ears, bunnies, whimsy

The phone rang so much that the ringing wore the chief’s ear down to a nub and his glasses fell off; several residents filled out work orders, stating that the chief’s missing ear was ugly and detracted from the property, and also, their toilet was plugged and could he take care of that before he did something about the ear.

    TAGS:  The Chief, toilets, ears

No, really :: bakerina

“Maintain your form—ears over your shoulders,” said the exercise instructor, and I thought, “well, where else can I put them?”

    TAGS:  ears, exercise, shoulders

Tinnitus :: OhNo789

And stop, oh please stop talking - return the quiet rumbling lava to my plugged ears; you talk of me to him, and I hear you over distance in the ringing.

    TAGS:  ears, tinnitus

Headphones :: Keith

Luckily, there was no one around to tell him that his ears smelled like armpits.

    TAGS:  armpits, ears, headphones


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