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As is the case with nearly all political scandals, which often only come to light following some unlikely or unpredictable event, Australian Prime Minister John Howard was forced from office when it was discovered that he not only knew of Attorney General Philip Ruddock’s participation in the scandalous, Bakerina jam theft, but that he also had prior knowledge that the Attorney General was, in fact, a duck, and had assumed the alias “Philip Ruddock” (undisclosed sources have revealed that prior to 1973, Ruddock was known as Philip “Rude” Duck) so that he might participate in the general election, his unblinking duck eye, at that time, focused intently on serving on the Migration Regulations Committee, which he successful did from June of 1989 through August of 1993; as to why a duck who had risen to such a powerful government position would involve himself in the theft of a few jars of jam, it was Ruddock himself who said it best when he told reporters, “Have you tasted the jam?”
“Oh, there’ll be ducks involved,” God told the stenographer, “but if I mention them here they’ll never take my word seriously.”
Harsh words from the duck, really, that seemed a bit un-apropos.
The first instruction in the manual --- 1) Get into a row --- seemed simple enough to the ducks, until one of them pointed out that he was unsure if this meant they should get into a straight line or start a noisy quarrel.
It is not insensitive to use the word flocked when talking about a group of duck coworkers if three or more of them are gathered around the water cooler.
Henry had felt somewhat directionless for many months, but seeing the featherless duck named Lucas waddle by with a loaf of sourdough tucked under his wing changed everything.
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