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Duck - Other

As all the giggles died away in the distance, the giant yellow duck removed her caped costume - emblazoned with QB - pulled on her boots and strolled back into the office.

    TAGS:  ducks, superheroes, duck - other, quackbobbery

The surprisingly sexy looking scientists hit the big red button on the DNA recreator machine and leant back to watch what they expected to be the swirling coming-togetherness of their very own Other Keith, but instead watched the shape morph into something big and rather beaky.

    TAGS:  duck - other, DNA, doppelganger, scientists, Other Keith

It’s a disturbing sort of day when your friend decides to ring you up, quack and then hang up.

    TAGS:  grud, ducks, quack, duck - other, disquieting

I think my brain just snapped.

    TAGS:  ducks, brain, duck - other

The novely of the mechanical duck had long since worn off: it’s chiming quack and clanking about in random circles was beginning to drive me crazy, and there were another four to construct and soak-test before next Saturday.

    TAGS:  ducks, circles, quacking, duck - other, duck-bots, mechanical

I don’t know why I hadn’t realised it before now, but suddenly it’s all so clear that the number of the duck is ...

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - other, numbers

If over the phone an agent says anything about “ducks in a row,” don’t make the mistake of actually showing up for the meeting with trained ducks.

    TAGS:  advice, duck - the bird, IRS, duck - other, telephone - the device

A wooden duck with big, black wooden boots.

    TAGS:  ducks, boots - the footwear, frivolous, duck - other

just ducky :: 'mouse

Having gotten dressed in the dark, Juan first learned that his wife had bought him boxers with cute little yellow duckies when he stripped down in the locker room in front of the guys for Thursday night basketball and was treated to full visual effects of six friends in full ROFLMAO mode.

    TAGS:  underwear, duck - other, boxers - the underpants, ROFLMAO

If you sound like a duck, you may also look like a duck, if you look like a duck some people may step away from you when you get too close due to their duck phobias.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, fear, ducks, duck - the bird, antidaephobia, imaginary, duck - other


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