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for keith :: boot

Something flew across the air towards the innocent little girl (it appeared to be a boot).

    TAGS:  boot - the person, boots - the footwear, duck, innocent little girl, violent, duck - the action

Finding :: Keith

It dawned on Henry one morning that finding a duck in his city had become easier than finding an innocent little girl; the call girl, lying in bed next to him, agreed.

    TAGS:  Henry, duck, call girls, innocent little girl

the tall man #2345 :: grudknows

The tall man said ‘cake’ and a spitting duck appeared from nowhere (well, that’s how it seemed, though in retrospect, he figured it must have come from somewhere).

    TAGS:  cake, duck - the bird, duck, duck, tall man, The Tall Man, mysteriously appeared

twice is too much :: grudknows

Being a little daunted by a spitting duck, the tall man said ‘cake’ (again. just to see what would happen) and a scrabble board appeared on the floor where upon the spitting duck looked at the board, looked at the tall man and nudged the board impatiently toward the man with its beak.

    TAGS:  cake, duck - the bird, duck, duck, Scrabble, duckbill, tall man, The Tall Man

The man who loved rhyming was in luck Whenever his wife saw a duck “Hey, it’s really no crime To rhyme words all the time, Particularly when it leads to a coffee shop.”

    TAGS:  duck - the bird, bad poetry, duck, duck, coffee shop, rhyme, innuendo, limericks

I like to smoke my own duck.

    TAGS:  duck - the bird, duck, duck, dirty ducksmoker

“Feeling constrictingly chivalrous, Henry screwed the duck!”

    TAGS:  Henry, sex, duck - the bird, duck, duck, bogus, chivalry


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