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As much as Trevor wanted everyone else to believe that aliens were responsible, deep down he suspected he had been drunk the evening before and set his own cornfield on fire.

    TAGS:  aliens, drunk, cornfields, hoaxes

the eve of my 21st birthday :: admiral dewy wilkins

I’m drunk.

    TAGS:  drunk

Drunken Scrining :: 'mouse

Wassa plural of Guinnessesesi?

    TAGS:  drunk, scrining

Half-Sober :: Keith

“Sure I get drunk every other day,” my friend Schuster told me last night, “but I like to think of myself as a half-sober kind of guy, which makes me an optimist.”

    TAGS:  alcohol, Schuster, friends, drunk, optimism

Dear Abby, could you please remind your readers that it’s impolite to call your neighborhood drunk after 9pm when I’m drunk or before 10am when I am hungover.

    TAGS:  etiquette, drunk, hangovers, Dear Abby, impoliteness, telephone - the act

Most professors read papers in the exact same condition students are in when they write them.

    TAGS:  an inconvenient truth, drunk, students, professors, papers

High school all over :: JadedBeauty

Drunk me is, at best, an extremely immature 16 year old.

    TAGS:  drunk

“To my credit, I haven’t shown up drunk for work in over twenty five years,” Oscar liked to tell people, conveniently leaving out the bit that that was exactly how long it’d been since he’d actually had a job.

    TAGS:  work, drunk, Oscar

Drunk dreaming :: 'mouse

Two fender benders last night have me convinced that I should never combine tequila and gin and then get behind the wheel in my dreams.

    TAGS:  dreams, drunk, gin, driving, tequila, drunk dreaming, drunk driving


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