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Dream

His testimony plagued with inconsistencies, Paul Weedle had no choice but to abandon his dream of becoming the Northwest’s leading expert on argyle socks.

    TAGS:  socks, dream, dream


Having just realized that a dream vacacation is hardly the same thing as dreaming of vacation, Henry had no choice but to ban the use of prepositions in his home.

    TAGS:  Henry, home, dream, dream, vacations


Buffeted :: 'mouse

A huge earthquake rocked the car and then hurricane-force winds buffeted the poor vehicle as shattered limbs blew dangerously past, and then my wife finished rolling over and the waterbed returned to peaceful repose.

    TAGS:  sleep, dream, dream, earthquakes, hurricanes, waterbed


Night Terrors :: OhNo789

I would selfishly like to see the things that make you burn: the irreconcilable parts of you that make you twitch, anxiously holding on to the waking moments, as if afraid to dream.

    TAGS:  sleep, dream, dream, twitch


The dream felt a bit out of the ordinary when the manta ray cornered him and appeared ready to attack, but it really got weird when she cuddled up against him and forced herself upon in him an overtly sexual manner.

    TAGS:  sex, dream, dream, manta ray


I dreamt I wrote a book.

    TAGS:  books, dream, dream, author


 

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