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Good Friday :: 'mouse

Kat whistled a tuneless happy melody and even skipped a little in anticipation as she rounded the corner toward the bakery where she would buy a fresh jelly-filled donut and a cup of coffee.

    TAGS:  coffee, bakery, donuts, simple pleasures, whistling

1000 Donut Holes :: Keith

Peter kept the shadows of his lost loves tucked safely along the edges of a 1000 donut holes.

    TAGS:  donuts, lost love

The Crumb War :: SarahsGreenEyes

The guilty crumbs left from the eating of the last doughnut surely spelt ‘War’.

    TAGS:  food, war, crumbs, guilt, donuts

Her Harley made all the car alarms in the neighborhood go off at once, which she thought was kick ass but was in actuality rather lame, akin to doing donuts in the donut shop parking lot after midnight.

    TAGS:  ass kicking, donuts, car alarms, feeble, Harley - the bike, suburban

Pangs :: 'mouse

The pangs of regret at eating those donuts have devolved into hunger pains as I try to rid myself of the fat.

    TAGS:  fat, guilt, donuts

“Help, Donut Girl,” I cried, and just like that, the day was saved!

    TAGS:  superheroes, donuts, Donut Girl

My brilliant but crazy uncle Frank once got it into his head that children, when presented with a range of foods, would naturally choose all the nutrients they needed to survive and thrive, however, it turns out that children, when presented a range of foods, will naturally eat nothing but donuts and cheese until they, also naturally, end up in the hospital suffering from malnutrition in the midst of plenty, which brings us to my weekend of bachelorhood when it seemed like a good idea to let my body choose what it needed from the fully stocked larder and I ended up eating nothing but Nutella and ice cream and drinking nothing but gin.


    TAGS:  donuts, ice cream, diet, crazy uncle Frank, stupidity

Heart-shaped donuts have never caught on because the holes make people inexplicably sad.

    TAGS:  sadness, donuts, Keith's Guides to Everything

Although he had no scientific proof, Henry firmly believed that donuts provided a rich, natural source of protection from the sun's harmful rays.

    TAGS:  highly unlikely, donuts, loose science

I just learned the hard way that betting "dollars to donuts" is not the deal it once was for the donut-loser.

    TAGS:  donuts, betting


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