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Lourdes don’t know which was more disconcerting - that she agreed for the first time with something Rush Limbaugh said on the radio, or that the world around her did not immediately warp and twist into something that looked like a Crystal Cathedral/NRA/Amway convention, as she had always unconsciously believed it would were such a thing to happen.

    TAGS:  disturbing, cognitive, dissonance

goodbye bliss :: grudknows

Lying blissfully in the kiddies pool under the shade tent she almost dozed off to sleep until - SPLASH - she found herself eye to well, thing with a man in a very brief g-string speedo.

    TAGS:  disturbing, things, pool - the swimming thing, Speedos

unless it’s your pleasure :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Xanax should not be administered anally.

    TAGS:  disturbing, medicine

Once you have trained yourself to see it, you will never be able to rest easy again.

    TAGS:  word play, disturbing, visions, nirvana, nervous


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