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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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he never noticed the southbound truck that she had her good eye on, until the air brakes squealed to a stop; and even then he expected this ‘good samaritan’, this nice boy with the dirty hands and buccaneer cap, to only offer help in getting them back on the road.

    TAGS:  distractions, urban fairy tales, tumbleweeds

“I couldn’t understand what was going on - but to stop myself from crying - I counted the flies on the dates on the plate on the floor.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, crying, distractions, out of context

temptation :: grudknows

What could possibly be more tempting when one is Trying To Achieve than an upper case hyperlink entitled ‘DISTRACTIONS’?

    TAGS:  distractions, temptation

truly a distraction :: Centerfold

I now spend most if not all of my time at the Confession booth.

    TAGS:  distractions

open :: boot

Having an open mind is a fine thing, but having the ability to stop the rain from getting in would be handy.

    TAGS:  distractions, fleeting, open

Fast asleep, Henry flipped through the dream channels searching for something sexy, but awoke the next morning to find he'd wasted yet another night watching eight straight hours of his favorite show, Alien Invasion.

    TAGS:  dreams, Henry, aliens, distractions


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