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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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If it were just dirt, it would be so much easier.

    TAGS:  dirt, homeowner

Illustrious 200: The Spice Cops :: littledevilworks

Detectives Fennel and Caraway trampled the scene of the crime, tracking in the reddish brown cinnamon-like dirt through out the residence; “Dammit,” thought Paprika, “Another murder, another floor to clean.”

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, crime, cinnamon, murder, dirt, paprika

Good Money :: Jo

I’m paying them to hang out around my house and dig stuff up; the least they could do would be to perform cheerleader stunts when I appear at the door.

    TAGS:  dirt, lawn guys, performances

The last three digits of the jury duty hotline end in 666.

    TAGS:  dirt, jury duty


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