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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Fortune :: 'mouse

You will discover that the artificial sweetener in your diet soda causes far worse depression than is caused by occasional sugar-induced mood swings and carrying a few extra pounds.

    TAGS:  fortune, diets, sweetener

How Freudian is it that since my doctor put me on a healthier diet and suggested more exercise, the line between food and sex has blurred?

    TAGS:  diets, Freud, exercise

When Vern told his best friend Lori that diet and excerise would reduce her stress, improve her attitude and quite possibly save her marriage, Lori responded, “Why would I want to do that?”

    TAGS:  advice, marriage, diets, stress, excerise

Cut the CRAP :: 'mouse

Vowing to be a better, healthier person I read the diet/detox advice that you should start by cutting out the CRAP (Caffeine, Refined Sugar, Alcohol and Processed foods) and after 30 seconds of soul searching, I decided, "Nah!"

    TAGS:  diets, New Years Resolutions, crap


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