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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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“I would never starve myself to death,” Bob told the counselor, “but I wouldn’t mind starving down to a even 250.”

    TAGS:  dieting

“In the initial prep phase, dieters banish bad foods including sugar, high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated fats, junk food, alcohol and caffeine. ”

    TAGS:  caffeine, dieting, corn syrup, junk food

Rosemary despaired that she hadn’t yet lost a smidgen of weight on the Park Your Car Twelve Blocks From Your Office And Set Your Watch Ahead Ten Minutes diet.

    TAGS:  dieting, walking, Rosemary, self deception

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Maybe if someone just noticed, just commented on the fact I’ve lost weight, I’d be able to stop starving my self.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, NoTags 2008, dieting, weight, self-image

“The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, alcohol, dieting

“‘Empty calories’ like alcohol and candy can’t possibly count toward that daily 2000 number,” Juan opined to the nutritionist, looking hopeful and making his best puppy dog eyes, just in case that might help convince her.

    TAGS:  dieting, calories


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