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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Dictionary
Promise :: Keith

Funny that in my dictionary the only thing separating promiscuous from Promised Land is a simple little promise.

    TAGS:  dictionary, promise, promiscuous, Promised Land


When Keith arrived at the dictionary fight, he was horrified to discover that he’d picked up a comic book by mistake, and tried to explain things to Boot as she closed in; Boot, being the kind and understanding person that she was, told Keith that she understood the rather unfortunate mistake, then gently squeezed his head flat between the pages of her own dictionary, somewhere in the W’s, Keith thought as he blacked out.

    TAGS:  polite violence, Scrabble, dictionary, comic books


Using “no” for “know,” “one” for “won” and “their” for “there” are all symptoms of functional illiteracy, which I blame on my ADD, but my doctor suggests really means I should just proofread and use a fucking dictionary once in awhile.

    TAGS:  add, grammar, dictionary, illiteracy, proofreading


Possibly this is one of the few places I can come and share weird words I have discovered, purely from the joy of looking through old dictionaries.

    TAGS:  words, archaic, dictionary


Afraid he was fast running out of things to be when he grew up, Ferguson bought an English-to-Dutch dictionary and considered taking up clog dancing.

    TAGS:  aging, dancing, growing up, dictionary, clogging, Ferguson


Ghost Club :: Keith

When the meeting was called to order, the ghost of Samuel Johnson proposed that they get right to work on the afterlife’s first ghost dictionary, but he was vetoed immediately by an overwhelming boo, and not the scary, haunting kind like you might expect from a room full of ghosts, but more like a “Will you shut up already about that dictionary business!” kind of boo.

    TAGS:  afterlife, ghosts, dictionary, Samuel Johnson


my dream :: boot

One day I wish to retire to a dictionary.

    TAGS:  dictionary, word-love, one day, rustle


I'm thinking collecting dictionaries would be fun.

    TAGS:  collections, collecting, dictionary


 

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