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Devil

Apocalypse turned to the devil and grumbled “what next, chocolate sauce!?”

    TAGS:  apocalypse, devil, ice cream


Sadly, after a lifetime of deals at a dozen different crossroads, I still don’t play guitar.

    TAGS:  devil


comparisons :: grudknows

On earth there are some folks who believe in god, some who believe in the devil and some who believe in both - in the scrineverse there are some that believe in Keith or the Great Bird and maybe even the divinities of ‘other things’ but many are confused about who to believe in when it comes to powers of the equal opposite - could it be… ‘Dark Steve’?

    TAGS:  god, belief, devil, divinity, comparison, great bird


The few staffers who had mastered Visio had done so by selling their souls to the Devil during the intermediate training class; they formed an elite coven and could command almost any salary.

    TAGS:  devil, coven, Microsoft


Much Worse :: Keith

When he accidently bumped into the Devil on the train, Henry apologized profusely, going as far as to compliment the Devil on his fresh smelling breath; the Devil accepted Henry’s apology and compliments, but assured him that “back home, my breath is much worse.”

    TAGS:  Henry, apology, devil, compliments, breath, fresh


The Devil smiled and put on her party dress.

    TAGS:  devil, smile, dress, party, Geraldine Fibbers


Regardless of how sexy they look, never draw attention to the agent’s red devil eyes

    TAGS:  advice, eyes, devil


During a meeting, take extra care to keep your legs tucked back under your own chair, so as to not accidentally kick the agent’s tail, which may or may not be thrashing around under the desk in front of you.

    TAGS:  advice, devil, tails


Not posted without the kind permission of Miss Jane.The Devil once thought to recruit Miss Jane but stalking her for a decade quickly taught him the erroneous logic in that— an agent of mayhem and on his team causing murder and mayhem all in the name of good manners – he wouldn’t hear the end of it until the next time Sariel got blind drunk and flew into the moon claiming it wasn’t there when he took off!

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, devil


Rufus thinks the devil wouldn’t live anywhere, but would just wander around like a really mean hobo, and that rather than a tin of beans in his bundle he’d have a whole bunch of sad souls all rolled up with his extra socks and underwear, but my friend Schuster thinks the devil would be tired after living such a long time and would want to settle down, and that if he ever showed up at their door, which he was fairly sure would happen one of these days, they should try to rent him a room and maybe even trick him into paying for more than his fair share of the utilities.

    TAGS:  socks, afterlife, Rufus & Schuster, devil


Vegas Souls :: Keith

The Devil loved Vegas, but hated how much it made his jaw ache from all the smiling.

    TAGS:  devil, smile, Las Vegas


All at once the phones and Internet went down, the fire alarm panel went off, the plumber showed up to cut a hole in the ceiling to stop the water, and the devil showed up in Bermuda shorts, his stubbly legs so ugly that the chief thought for sure he would lose his composure.

    TAGS:  work, The Chief, devil, Bermuda shorts


The Devil caused me more than a little trouble in my dream last night, and now this morning, he has me wondering why he thought he was doing me a favor when he did what he did.

    TAGS:  dreams, devil


 

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