Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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She sashayed into the room full of writers, draped herself elegantly on the chaise longue, glanced at Sam and breathed “did you kill him?”

    TAGS:  writers, detectives, sashay

Detective Seamus Wong stepped into the Irish pub, nodded curtly to the barkeep, and surveyed the crowd with his slaintè eyes.

    TAGS:  word play, detectives

“You thought I was a spy and you stitched me up, but you didn’t even think that I would drag you down with me?”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, detectives, Dashiell Hammett

As Ginger struggled in the detective’s hands, she twisted around and near spat at him as she said “yeah, copper, you got me bang to rights, but you’ll never get my sisters, they got smarts and you, you got nothing!”

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, detectives, ginger

If ever I become famous enough to write an autobiography that will be read by millions, I figure that I’ll take myself amiss, and write something that “doesn’t take itself too seriously,” something “dark, unknowingly-witty,” and full jaw-dropping crimes, which this ladies’ man detective must solve.”

    TAGS:  autobiography, dark, detectives


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