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Detachable Penis

In 1994, Bronwyn’s low-impact cardio dance class was the best exercise class in New York City, thanks to the instructor’s choice of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile to accompany the abdominal routine; alas, even health clubs in the East Village have at least one client who is both easily offended and noisily vocal, and thus “Detachable Penis” was banned from the class playlist long before Bronwyn could achieve rock-hard abs.

    TAGS:  exercise, penis, detachable penis, rock-hard abs

No matter how much people might giggle over the subject matter, or the number of times the word “penis” is said or sung in the song, the real reason people love it—even if they won’t admit it—is for the lyric: “I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.”

    TAGS:  penis, detachable penis, The Kiev


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