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Destruction
rodentia blues :: Keith

Two sentences were sitting at the bar, discussing meditation over glasses of scotch, when one says to the other, “You know, I agree with you about corporations destroying your will to live, but I’ll have you know, the result of working for yourself, and maybe this is also the out-and-out goal of the large corporation, is the destruction of your ability to live.”

    TAGS:  alcohol, work, destruction, bar, corporate, scotch, willpower


meanwhile :: boot

The other woman tore one of the front pages out of her book, just because she thought the quote was interesting and she couldn’t be bothered writing it down.

    TAGS:  books, destruction, shocking


See a dress in a window so ugly that you wanted to buy it, take it home, shred it and stuff pillows with the shreds just to be sure that no one ever made the mistake of wearing it?

    TAGS:  destruction, ugly, clothing


Kittens, while not known for their incredible acts of daring do, remain, nonetheless, the masters of understated chaos and destruction.

    TAGS:  chaos, cats, destruction


 

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