Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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help at last :: Jo

There is nothing so comforting as rice pudding.

    TAGS:  comfort food, dessert, rice pudding

In a way, this fact is indicative of all that disappoints me about adulthood: when I eat nothing but desserts for dinner, I really pay for it later.

    TAGS:  adulthood, disappointment, growing up, fun food, dessert

The dessert trolley lurked in an empty and rather menancing manner and as Boot and Pam leaned bloatedly backwards in their chairs they simultaneously espied a fallen tart.

    TAGS:  dessert, espied, Pam

Did someone really sit down and say, “hey, let’s make a cake by adding pumpkin puree to yellow cake mix; then make icing from butter, cream cheese and a pound of confectioners’ sugar; but before we ice those cake layers, better not forget to batter and fry them!”? [link removed]

    TAGS:  dessert


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