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double-cross :: hysterium

in all of his double-crossing life, Kevin never thought that he would one day be left for dead, naked as a jay bird, in the middle of the desert.

    TAGS:  desert, double-crossed, naked, jay bird

Legend says that the Wild Coyote is a really the wayward spirit of a Wannabe brave who is cursed to wander the desert until the coming of the great white Buffalo who will free the native nations from the casino and fireworks business

    TAGS:  buffalo, desert, lupine, television shows, the wild coyote, Indians, wild dogs, spirits, casino, fireworks

Sex is, indeed, the perfect Thanksgiving desert but from this side of the door it sounds like two whoopie cushions making love.

    TAGS:  sex, desert, making love, whoopie cushions

Monsoon Season :: OhNo789

The people of the desert looked to the monsoons to announce themselves with a thunder clap, and deliver them from these parched days.

    TAGS:  desert, Devo song Secret Agent Man, thunder clap, monsoons, parched


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