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Dentists

Juan had always aspired to be a superhero but it wasn’t until he had filled out his 15th ‘Accidental Destruction by Acts of Superheroes’ form, in triplicate at that, that he wondered if his mother wasn’t right in lamenting missed chances and dentist school.

    TAGS:  dentists, superheroes


The complex seemed filled with professional Indian women who’d gotten married, followed their husbands to the U.S., and as a result, could no longer practice their professions (so far he’d encountered a pharmacist and a dentist); “If I could only meet a doctor,” the chief told himself, “I could set up a clinic in a vacant 3-bedroom and make myself a nice little profit.”

    TAGS:  The Chief, dentists, clinics, India, pharmacists, zany plots


because every time I pay her a visit she starts conversation off with a seemingly playful “you know, if you don’t brush your teeth women won’t want to kiss you,” then promptly rolls behind my chair, and moves forward, shoving my head between her unbraed breasts so that she can see my mouth.

    TAGS:  dentists


At first my dentist felt guilty for running off with my wife and gave me pretty good discounts, but after a couple of months had passed and he saw what he was up against, he started charging me double.

    TAGS:  dentists, cuckold, poetic justice


Palsied :: Jo

The dentist made my face crooked with his fancy drugs, and drinking coffee is quite an adventure.

    TAGS:  coffee, dentists


Okay, I’ll Go :: Keith

I look forward to my visit to the dentist today the same way I might enjoy, let's say, eating 20 year old lunchmeat or being invited to an all night orgy at a leper colony.

    TAGS:  dentists, dread, teeth, lunch meat, sarcasm, orgy, leper colony


 

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