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make them stop :: boot

As Miss Jane leant back in the creaky dental chair, the surgeon in the off-white mask asked her again “... are you sure about this?” and Miss Jane replied “I don’t care if it takes out half my brain with it, just get rid of the damn memory!”

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, memories, dentistry

Unexpected activities for this week; assesssing food for its ‘sogginess’ factor.

    TAGS:  biscuits, soggy, clumsy, dentistry

teeth and fear :: boot

The teeth in my head will stay where they are, until one day they are six feet under.

    TAGS:  fear, teeth, dentistry

As I sat in the dentist’s chair enduring the root canal procedure, I took some comfort in the fact that in a parallel universe, another me was no doubt experiencing something completely different, like learning French or having his nose hairs plucked out in slow motion.

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