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I know for sure that I’m a pantheist, but I’m still trying to figure out if all these home appliances have individual demons inside them as well.

    TAGS:  appliances, demons, humility, pantheism

The Tired Demons have set up camp in my spine and seem intent on pulling my eyeballs inward to a spot behind my nose.

    TAGS:  demons, eyeballs, exhaustion

Henry’s Demons :: Keith

As a child, Henry’s demons would often come to the door and ask his mom if he could come outside and wrestle.

    TAGS:  Henry, door, demons, Mom, wrestle

Dust devils :: pam

If I were in charge of hell, demons would herd the damned with leaf-blowers.

    TAGS:  demons, dust devils

I used to think,We were just outside of Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.was my favorite opening sentence of any novel, but now the story I most want to read begins: I found my last demon hiding under the foot of my bed, blinking its yellow eyes slowly, and biting and scratching my ankles each morning that I woke.

    TAGS:  goliard, demons

For every worthy demon in me, angels of my reason speak, too.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, angels, demons

need a rules call :: OralGrist

I’ve been bum-rushed by my demons; is that allowed?

    TAGS:  demons, bum-rush


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