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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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My (now deceased) disabled husband and I were married for 43 years and loved each other very much, so you should have understood that when I filed for divorce and tried to get him summarily and forcibly removed from the family home of 40 years by falsely accusing him of dangerous homosexual phone sex and by making up false stories of physical violence against me, it was just my way of showing him love and trying to get him proper medical care; you should have represented his interests better—or at least gotten a bigger retainer before defending him from me.

    TAGS:  love, marriage, dead, divorce, homosexuality, legal, spouse, phone sex

The sentence remained expressionless, one stoic line amidst the curious gawkers, it’s meaning hidden from the world forever as the clock struck 6:10 a.m. and the warden gave the signal for the period to be placed.

    TAGS:  dead, sentences

While the ability to ignore dead rodents isn’t necessarily the most attractive personality trait a person can have, it does, from time to time, come in quite handy.

    TAGS:  dead, rodents, ignore

crawl :: Elisson

“Christ, Annabelle - what are all of these dead monkeys doing in the crawl space?”

    TAGS:  monkeys, dead, crawlspace, crawl

unfortunately :: boot

You might think that you just look dead and wrinkled, unfortunately you actually are dead (and wrinkled).

    TAGS:  dead, unfortunate

You know the internet is dead when you encounter a picture of a man and a scorpion gettin’ it on: face in palm.

    TAGS:  sex, dead, Internet, unfortunate, pictures, scorpion


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