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Cute

“But daa-ad, cows aren’t cute—except baby calves, of course.. .”

    TAGS:  cows, cute


yesterday, i found myself smiling at a cute pudgy little baby, then opening the door for his stroller, then tripping over the curb that i wasn’t looking at and sprawling across the asphalt; i’ve got a bruised shoulder and two skinned knees, and i should have a bruise on my ego as well, but apparently i’m no longer capable of embarrassment (i laughed, so did the baby).

    TAGS:  baby, accident prone, cute, asphalt, knees, ego, embarrassment, pudgy


Oddly enough, humans will seldom consider any creature cute unless it has a scruff.

    TAGS:  cute, scruff, Keith's Guides to Everything


To discourage the kids from sliding down the stair rails, the chief had made the tactical mistake of telling one little girl to let him know whenever it happened; how was he to know that his informant, while cute as a button, was the most thorough tattletale the world would ever know and that her timid little knock on his door would happen with such frequency that even his dog, normally on high alert for just such a thing, now simply rolled his eyes and went back to sleep.

    TAGS:  The Chief, cute, tattletale, informant, little girls, sliding


 

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