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Veg-curious :: pam

While she was happy to be exploring the new neighborhood of meatless meals, she kept her gaze resolutely averted from the road ahead ... the boulevard of tofu.

    TAGS:  curious, vegetables, tofu, the boulevard of tofu

wrist watches :: pam

I’m curious: do you still wear a watch, or do you find it redundant, what with the clocks on your computer, car dash, stovetop, and cell phone?

    TAGS:  clocks, curious, redundant, phones, wrist watches

fig newton :: boot

I’ve heard rumours of it, but my only question is does it have figs in it?

    TAGS:  fruit, curious, figs, musings

I wonder if the gnomes that live under the rose bush are any nicer than the ones that live under the cactus plant.

    TAGS:  hats, curious, petals, gnomes

Admittedly, I haven't the slightest idea what their religion is comprised of, but as I drive through the immaculately groomed and litterless streets of their capitol, I wonder and I want to see what's behind the soundstage.

    TAGS:  curious, cynicism


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