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Crying

“It is impossible to cry and eat your kiwi jam at the same time.”

    TAGS:  jam, crying, impossible, kiwi


Tears of Scrine :: 'mouse

The scrinebird shed a rusty tear when she learned that the link on Carrot’s site was to “the best west wing clip ever” and not “the best wing clip ever.”

    TAGS:  disappointment, crying


“I couldn’t understand what was going on - but to stop myself from crying - I counted the flies on the dates on the plate on the floor.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, crying, distractions, out of context


apostrophication :: 'mouse

I’d've thought y’all would’ve agreed it’s Jason’s sister’s friend’s aunt’s dog’s fleas’ friend ‘mouse’s apostrophe use that’s made the baby Jesus cry.

    TAGS:  Jesus, crying, apostrophication


When your dinner is so laden with bird chile flakes that tears run down your eyes as you locomotor the noodles under your nose en route to your mouth, it becomes difficult, if not impossible, to cry for real.

    TAGS:  eating, crying, dinner, spicy


The nervous and jittery woman spoke quietly to the trader in the shadows and sobbed, “but, it’s only a little pepper, okay, I don’t need anything stronger.”

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, crying, shadows, nervous


Sometimes :: goliard

Sorrow overtakes the day, good times get up and walk away, inside love hides a heart of pain and i’d sell my soul for a drop of rain.

    TAGS:  rain, crying, soul, sorrow


hasbro, beware :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Removing the ladders from the board game Chutes and Ladders then attempting to play it alone leads to depression, weeping, and suicidal ideation…I’ve heard.

    TAGS:  depression, crying, suicide, games, ladders


The best thing about being a man rather than a baby boy is that now when I get hungry I hardly ever cry.

    TAGS:  crying, hunger


When the crying girl wanted advice on how to throw out her boyfriend, the chief was empathetic, but made it perfectly clear that he was on no one’s side, and that her destiny rested upon her own shoulders, and not his; when the crying girl said, “It’s hard growing up,” the chief could have replied that it would get better in time, but had made a promise with himself not to lie to any of the tenants.

    TAGS:  The Chief, crying, relationships, boyfriends, empathy, girlfriends


Sarah Anne’s Lament :: Br. Ezra

Downstairs in the small bathroom I shared with Randy I curled up in the fetal position in the tub crying inconsolably as the hot water from the shower nozzle stung my pale skin pink; the water felt like hundreds of little needles poking into my skin

    TAGS:  crying, sadness, Sarah Anne, needles, showers


I've seen it several places so I can't attribute it properly, but lately I found the perfect description for my own nights:  I sleep like a baby -- I wake up every two hours, crying.

    TAGS:  tears, baby, sleep, crying, insomnia


 

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