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precious :: Keith

She wanted to name the baby Edgar, after her grandfather on her mother’s side, in spite of my arguments to call the flailing little creature Thinking Man’s Lobotomy, which I thought had a nice sounding ring to it.

    TAGS:  baby, creatures, lobotomy

Bob Eyed :: Keith

Bob eyed the creature of habit, unsure of his next move.

    TAGS:  Bob, creatures, uncertainty

Hmm :: Centerfold

As I rescued a baby rabbit from the grips of my cats mouth and sent the seemingly unharmed creature on its way, I can’t help but wonder if being brought to the brink of death by a being greater than yourself only to be let go and probably die of fright later anyway is covered in the Geneva Conventions.

    TAGS:  death, cats, creatures, Geneva Convention, rabbits

The creatures appreciated the comforting simplicity of the Target logo, but couldn’t bring themselves to step inside on account of the overwhelming popcorn stench.

    TAGS:  aliens, creatures, odor, smell - the odor, Target - the store, stench, popcorn


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