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‘mouse mutters :: 'mouse

It’s okay with me if my clients are batshit crazy or if they are unreasonable, but if I sense at all that they’re going to be both batshit crazy and unreasonable, their retainer doubles on the spot.

    TAGS:  mouse, crazy

Sleep comes hard, the dreams are crazy and coffee is the breath of life that helps me through each day.

    TAGS:  dreams, coffee, life, sleep, crazy

“Keith, send me your snailmail address,” said the woman with the crazy hair, strapping on her fake wings and rollerblades during a well-earned pause in the incessant hoots from those damn howler monkeys.

    TAGS:  monkeys, crazy, wings, rollerblades

Batshit crazy :: 'mouse

After things had quieted down a bit Patrick subtley inclined his head indicating Henrietta and confided to Juan, “She’s my client and you know what? I love it when they’re batshit crazy like that—I double their retainer on the spot—I don’t mind working for crazy, but I’m damn well gonna get well paid for it.”

    TAGS:  work, Juan, crazy, batshit crazy, Henrietta

For some unknown reason, I found myself thinking about Mr. Glacier, a geometry teacher at my old high school, who used to work Pink Floyd albums into his questions and was one of the few truly hot math teachers I’ve ever seen; one day, Mr. G decided he was no longer going to use the front door to exit his apartment, which was particularly entertaining since he lived on the second floor.

    TAGS:  crazy, teachers, praise

justified :: goliard

Riddle me this: if I have a free bag of intact walnuts and a neighbor who regularly parks in handicapped but I know Is Not, I get to righteously shell the car once darkness falls, as long as I scream "incoming! while doing so, right? Right?

    TAGS:  crazy, vengeance

one good thing :: 'mouse

The one good thing about the ubiquity of cell phones and headsets is that I haven't been put on psych hold for walking around talking to myself in public in several years.

    TAGS:  crazy, cell phones


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