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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Crayons taste like purple smile

    TAGS:  purple, crayons

Laundry Troll :: pam

Not to be confused with the Prize Pants Troll, the Laundry Troll is infamous for sticking orange crayons and tax-deductable receipts into the pockets of pants that are about to go into the wash.

    TAGS:  crayons, laundry, trolls

Let’s start with rainbows and then…, actually, that’s pretty good right there.

    TAGS:  rainbows, colour, crayons, whimsy

harlequin paper :: boot

As the crayon was smeared across the paper, the rainbow filing out stripe by stripe, roy-g-biving all the way, there was also a picture of something else, someone that raised above the rainbow, who brought all the colours together and lifted them up and into the sky, and it appeared that she was holding three baby echidnas and a small snowdome or two.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, sky, rainbows, harlequin, baby, colour, crayons

In the early 1970’s I was regularly ingesting pre-1962 Crayons as proven by the fact I find “flesh” vastly superior to “peach.”

    TAGS:  1970s, Americana, crayons, flesh

Crayola introduced its new line of colors for fussy children including vermillion, ochre and puce, to an unexpected fanfare at Montessori schools across the country.

    TAGS:  crayons, Crayola, fussy children, Vermillion, Ochre, Interior Design, puce


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