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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Coyotes
Lifesavers :: hysterium

Jumping up and down, Jimmy relayed to this mom the story of how he caught a coyote with a refrigerator box and a couple rolls of spearmint Lifesavers.

    TAGS:  coyotes, big boxes, Lifesavers, spearmint


Becky huddled quietly in the corner of the ceiling, giggling behind her sinuous fingers, and as the various ‘people’ walked by they found themselves suddenly and brilliantly transformed into all manner of creatures, especially mouses, coyotes, ducks, drop bears, scrinebirds and elephants.

    TAGS:  mouse, Becky the Harlequin, ducks, harlequin, people, duck - the bird, coyotes, elephants, giggling, The Rusty Metal Bird


500 to 1 :: Keith

“Think again,” the Wild Coyote told El Keitho as the squaws moved in closer, “the odds are actually 1000 to 1, because hombre, I’m out of here.”

    TAGS:  friends, coyotes, el-keitho, Indians, legend, hombre, odds, wild coyote


“I am going to neuter you,” El Keith vowed in vengence as the Wild Coyote disappeared beyond the horizon leaving him to face 1000 rolling pin waving squaws on his own.

    TAGS:  coyotes, el-keitho, lupine, television shows, the wild coyote, wild dogs, legend


the yentas :: Br. Ezra

The neighborhood dogs frequently slip undetected into the senior home stirring up the yentas like coyotes in a hen house.

    TAGS:  coyotes, yentas, hen house, hens, senior home


Do electric coyotes dream of anvils falling from the sky in their sleep?

    TAGS:  anvils, coyotes, Phillip K. Dick, lost manuscripts


 

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