Now with uncalculable shelf life

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

's notes

Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

Please Choose

Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

Member Log In



 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19120)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In


Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  • Do you require a doctor?

Nightfall :: Elisson

By nightfall, almost all of the flies were dead, their corpses scattered like raisins throughout the house.

    TAGS:  corpses, Dead things, flies, nightfall

It is important to note that the beheading of old corpses is a relatively easy, and of course, painless process, but those who find themselves the least bit squeamish over such a proposition would do well to join the Procrastination Branch of the Oliver Cromwell Recreation Society, since an old corpse will usually give up its head with little to no coaxing.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, beheading, corpses, coaxing, squeamish

“Aww honey,” the forensic pathologist clucked to herself as she examined the corpse, “that wasn’t very sage of you ratting out that mafioso.”

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, corpses, forensics, pathology, sage

She watched the forensic pathologist at work; A.L. Mond extracting the bits of evidence from the corpse, surely this victim had run out of thyme.

    TAGS:  death, Spice Cops, corpses, evidence, forensics, thyme, pathology

The Soggy Diety :: Keith

Hernando de Soto made the mistake of telling the natives he was a sun god, so that when he did die, his men had no choice but to preserve the lie by wrapping de Soto’s corpse in a blanket weighted down with sand and sinking it in the Mississippi River.

    TAGS:  soggy, corpses, de Soto, deities, Mississippi River, so so very very sogggy, Hernando de Soto, it's the not-so soggy scrine


Copyright @ 2005 - 2018

139 queries in 0.7677 seconds