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‘Mouse trap :: 'mouse

What kind of evil wife reminds her husband of his recent lack of exercise and his increasing spare tire and then goes and leaves him alone to work late at the office where she has left a baited ‘Mouse-trap in the break room with a half dozen homemade cranberry muffins and a fresh, new bag of Nutter Butter cookies?

    TAGS:  mouse, cookies, mousetrap, unfair

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

    TAGS:  cookies, fortunes

fortune :: e

No fortunes will be in your cookies.

    TAGS:  fortune, cookies

I once freed a woman from a solemn vow of marriage in exchange for a batch of chocolate chip meringue cookies.

    TAGS:  marriage, chocolate, cookies, sugar, egg whites, vows, meringue

“Maybe I’m in love with you,” she said to the metal bird, whose only reply was to hand her a peanut butter cookie with one twisted and somewhat rusty claw.

    TAGS:  love, affairs, cookies, rust, claws

The Lucky Man :: 'mouse

He slept well and dreamed of cookies.

    TAGS:  dreams, cookies, mouse-favorites

The bevy of young and beautiful virgins sat nibbling on cookies and sipping glasses of milk, each woman awaiting the return of her hero.

    TAGS:  mangoes, bevy, cookies, virgins

Cookie Shopping :: Keith

Faced with the prospect of yet another day of uncertainty, I had no choice but to go cookie shopping.

    TAGS:  cookies, uncertainty

Guardians :: pam

Three - count ‘em! - receptionists with eagle eyes and calorie calculators for brains are keeping me from sneaking more Christmas cookies this morning.

    TAGS:  Christmas, cookies, office, receptionists

details, details :: You can call me, 'Sir'

“I wanna cookie, to!”, the little girl yelled, to which her father replied, “No, sweetie, you mean ‘I wanna cookie, TOO’”.

    TAGS:  cookies

“I don’t really eat chocolate at all and rarely eat cookies.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, chocolate, cookies, sad

Heaven is the scent of a chocolate chip cookie made from barley flour, approximately 2 1/2 minutes before it finishes baking, sez I.

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, baking, cookies

Man: 1, God:0 :: OhNo789

There are more oreos than there are visible stars in the sky.

    TAGS:  cookies, competition, Oreos

Fort :: OhNo789

Even at eighty-three, Festus would play robbers - he’d take up the whole living room with an intricate fort made of sheets, chairs and whatever else he could get his hands on - and he’d stow away with the stolen cookie jar, hiding from mom, his wife, the kids, or the social workers when the former became intricate imaginings.

    TAGS:  cookies, cops and robbers, fort, old age, social workers

chocolate fix :: 'mouse

I know in my mind that chocolate-chip cookies are not the solution, by my heart craves the temporary relief they offer.

    TAGS:  chocolate, cookies

Never mind the niceties, just hand me the whole pack, not one measly Oreo.​

    TAGS:  cookies

It wasn't long before Juan began to regret using the old pickle jar to store his cookies.

    TAGS:  pickles, cookies


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