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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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little deaths :: 'mouse

Tessa awoke with a start, experiencing the quick adrenalin surge of having no idea of where she was, how she got there and, for a moment, who she was.

    TAGS:  adrenaline, confusion

confusion :: steve

Confusion colludes to ascend me.

    TAGS:  word play, confusion

“Listen, you can’t call me up, call me an asshole, and expect me to know who you are.”

    TAGS:  confusion, unexpected

mind your self :: boot

Reading a book that discusses the vain brain can really mess with your sense of self; you’ll find yourself wondering if you really are wondering about your self or just your idealised version of your self and then wondering if even that idealised version is real or just a wonderful made-up version of that same self.

    TAGS:  brain, confusion, self

He really didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground, and was afraid to ask.

    TAGS:  ass, confusion

And sometimes it seems to be nothing more than a random gathering of words.

    TAGS:  words, dance, confusion

Reading Strunk and White in the bathroom will only lead to confusion and anarchy in the Scrine screen.

    TAGS:  anarchy, confusion, Strunk and White

discombobulated :: grudknows

Grud visited Scrine for the first time in weeks and felt an overwhelming sense of confusion - ‘but what’s the point?’ she muttered before noticing the clock and frantically preparing for work.

    TAGS:  grud, scrine idiosyncrasies, confusion, discombobulated

After the accident, Buck was troubled when he realized that all the pretty girls now reminded him of old Army buddies—or was it the other way around?—he couldn’t be sure, and that fact alone scared him shitless.

    TAGS:  accidents, heads, confusion


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