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I have fallen under the evil spell of ice cream.

    TAGS:  confessions, ice cream, evil spell

idiot :: Keith

You’re not an idiot if you stand in front of a clothes dryer, pushing the button over and over, swearing at it for not working, and you’re not even an idiot if you finally look down and realize you haven’t closed the door; on the other hand, you are if you admit it.

    TAGS:  confessions, idiots

Don’t worry if, before trying to retrieve your keyring from inside a mailbox, it doesn’t occur to you that you might become stuck, because you’ll have plenty of time to consider it after the fact.

    TAGS:  time, confessions, worry, consideration, regret, keys, mailbox

It’s not easy retrieving a toy from behind my seat while changing lanes in front of a driver who is wandering all over the road, but I’m willing to try anything to get my daughter to stop screaming, and I’m certain the world agrees.

    TAGS:  children, confessions, daughter, driving, toys, indignation, self-righteousness

stupid :: 'mouse

I’ve noticed that most of the stupidest things I’ve done in my life involve chainsaws and ladders.

    TAGS:  confessions, chainsaws, ladders, stupid

communion :: Keith

Father Perrine’s confession was the same each week - that every Saturday night he selfishly found himself wishing that no one would show up for Sunday service, and that for once the sermon could be nothing more then a long quiet silence, broken only by the splash of the communion wine, pouring into his favorite coffee mug.

    TAGS:  confessions, silence, communion, selfishness, sermons

“I’ve never eaten a mango.” [Keith]

    TAGS:  mangoes, fruit, confessions

I wear lots of brown clothes, because I am very clumsy with coffee.

    TAGS:  coffee, accident prone, fashion, fashion, confessions

My secret shame :: 'mouse

I eat girl snacks.

    TAGS:  food, confessions, china, snacks

Who Knew :: Keith

It turns out you shouldn’t mess around with India ink while typing.

    TAGS:  advice, accident prone, confessions

Big Teeth :: Keith

Rufus confided to Julia that a lot of trustworthy people had big teeth, he just didn’t happen to be one of them.

    TAGS:  Rufus, confessions, big, teeth, trust

It might just be that it’s a holiday best spent a thousand miles away from any blood relative.

    TAGS:  confessions, holidays, Thanksgiving, if only

Turkey Confession :: 'mouse

I always feel so horrible when I win the wishbone pull that I actually try my best to rig it so the other person wins.

    TAGS:  confessions, turkeys, wishbone

Being a fellow who made odd and disconnected associations, he’d always found the dancing patter of Flamenco guitar oddly spooky, goosebumps rising on his pale flesh whenever the dulcet tones were heard.

    TAGS:  music, confessions

Confess! :: 'mouse

Hey, the Confessional works!

    TAGS:  confessions


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